Toni Braxton had it right...

The slide down the wall cry is highly underrated...or overrated. Not sure which. But I will say it feels damn good.  Taking out three bags of trash left some wall space so I thought I would give it a try.  
Purging. Long sobs that make you feel incredibly sexy somehow. Oh Toni, thank you.
The humility and hilarity is getting up. Aging, creaking knees remind you of your recent month of idling. Also...you notice the dog threw up on the rug (probably a week ago) and you should clean that up. I still haven't by the way. I'm a fucking rebel.