I choose...

I've come to the conclusion that people (not opinions) are assholes. Everybody is one.
As much as I wanna give into 'just can't win'...I just can't give in. I'm about as laid back as they come. So much so, I'm almost asleep as I write this. But I can be a badass warrior when it comes to people and things that I love. I will protect to the point of putting thirty bullets in a dead body. That was totally metaphorical by the way. 
We can't choose where we come from but we can choose where we go from there. And I choose from this point and this half bag of stale popcorn that I will only eat fresher popcorn and I will smile when I tell someone 'fuck you and your shriveled twat.'
I already feel amazing! Positive thinking, people. It saves lives - and wastes popcorn.